1) YOU MIGHT BE GIVEN EXTRA EXTRA LARGE KHAKI, DELIBERATELY SO YOU'LL PAY FOR AMENDMENTS (1000 naira).. DON'T HURRY TO AMEND IT, WAIT FOR 4 to 5 DAYS (250 naira)...
YOU'LL BE GIVEN A WHITE CANVASS, I SWEAR U CAN'T LIFT YOUR FEET WITH THOSE
2) OUR GIRLS, PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS VERY VERY IMPORTANT WARNING...
DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE OF FLIRTING OR BEFRIENDING ANY OFFICIAL FOR FAVOUR OF POSTING (ESPECIALLY THE SOLDIERS)... THIS IS WHAT THEY'LL DO
AFTER MESSING U UP IN CAMP, THEY'LL INFLUENCE UR POSTING TO LOCATIONS CLOSER TO THEM OR THEIR COLLEAGUES SO THEY CAN CONTINUE EXPLOITING YOU... THIS IS A SURE THING
3) BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THOSE YOU SEE AS ORDINARY SERVANTS IN CAMP (e.g. food supervisors, lecture organizers) THESE PEOPLE ARE USUALLY YOUR L.I.. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. SO WATCH OUT
4) THESE ARE THE GENUINE AND SURE PEOPLE WHO CAN INFLUENCE YOUR PPA
YOUR PLATOON COMMANDANT/DIRECTOR
RESPECT HIM, INQUIRE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW FROM HIM... BUT DON'T SEDUCE, RATHER PAY HIM MONEY (usually 3-4k) IF NEED BE...
5) WHEN CHARGING YOUR PHONES, NEVER LEAVE THEM IN YOUR HOSTELS TOGO TO PARADE, SOME GUYS HAVE THE HABIT OF HIDING UNDER THE BONKS TO AVOID PARADING, THEY'RE THE ONES WHO STEAL IN HOSTELS WHEN EVERYONE IS OUT AND THEY'RE LOCKED INSIDE
6) TRY UR BEST TO PRACTICE EVERY DRILLING... YOUR PLATOON DIRECTOR TAKES RECORDS OF GALLANTRY, BRAVERY, COMPLIANCE, AND FITNESS... THERE MIGHT HELP UR POSTING
7) YOUR FIRST FRIEND SHOULD BE YOUR PLATOON DIRECTOR (whom you'll meet immediately after you're given your platoon number)
8) PARTICIPATE IN EVERY ACTIVITY IN UR PLATOON
9) WHEN U TAKE PICTURES (200 naira), DON'T PAY TO COLLECT THEM UNTIL UR PASSING OUT PERIOD (30-50 naira)
10) BEFRIEND YOURSELVES RATHER THAN THE SOLDIERS. Goodluck
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